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Default Kristie Etzold reviews

First of all, I give Kristie an A+ in the pre-meeting customer service aspect of this. This was my first session of any kind and first experience even talking, verbally, about the kind of wrestling I liked. The sound of my own voice saying these things weirded me out way more than I thought it would. She made me feel at ease though, responding to all my e-mails within 24 hours as I was basically sending short rough drafts of how I’d like the session to play out. Her phone manner was very friendly also, although we hadn’t met and I had no other session girls to vouch for me.

On a gorgeous weekend afternoon, I arrived at her home where she holds her sessions. Kristie was dressed in a tank top which said something like “SELFISH BITCH LOOKING FOR NICE GUY TO DOMINATE” and short shorts. She had very red hair and although she said she weighed 170 pounds, it was the most “put-together” 5’4, 170 I’d ever seen. I figured she must be strong as hell, although her appearance and manner were like a sweet but very confident woman in her 40s. We sat on her couch and made small talk about her 20+ years in wrestling and going over my final email that I sent the night before. For the wrestling match she would switch to a very tight black top with a bright red thong-like bottom.

She has a roughly 15’ x 15’ ring in her backyard which you may have seen, as well as mats set up inside her house with roughly the same dimensions. We used the ring since the weather worked out. We had talked about whether we would do competitive, semi-comp or dominant wrestling throughout the week. I was a little vague on what these terms meant and Kristie said we could try things out since it was my first session, which I roughly planned as half-wrestling and half-victory posing and taunting. I wanted the heavy trash-talk, like the Joan Wise videos used to have.

Well that conversation turned out to be irrelevant. After this nice lady wiped down the ring, she wiped it with me. I’m about 6’2, 200 pounds but I have no wrestling experience, or even football for that matter. I have played a lot of pickup basketball in my adult life, as well as high school, so I have some endurance. That might have served in my ability to TAKE punishment only but I was completely at her mercy, unable to dish out any of my own. After about three submissions, we both knew I had no shot and I decided she would take me until it was 12-0. I’m sure it took less than a half-hour although I held out in the submission holds as long as possible. Her ability to balance herself meant I had no chance of bucking her off even when she mounted my back and my arms were free to do push-ups. I could have gone on all day doing push-ups but it would've been pointless because she wasn't budging. Having never had a session before, her ability to wear me down via keeping her balance amazed me. She eventually put me in a lotus hold even, a hold which I’d read could only be executed when the victim was somewhat complicit. I wasn’t. I was just too slow.

Her trash talk throughout was great also, I highly recommend her for those who are into that. After the 12-0 was complete, the inevitable victory poses began, starting with submission holds where I’d agreed to not resist but only tap out. Then this led to all manner of foot worship and face sitting, while she reminded me of my inexperience, her superiority and the fact the match was nowhere near competitive. Looking up at her speechless from beneath her crotch and feet will be seared into my memory as long as I live.

I was very impressed with her ability to switch from being very sweet, friendly and patient in our 10-12 days of contact pre-session to the mean person in the ring who’d proven I was beneath her. After the match we talked a little bit more about how I became a fan of wrestling/domination and older wrestling companies and I’m actually looking forward to having that type of conversation with her in the future.
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