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Old 06-Jun-19, 22:09
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I'm not very happy right now.

We were having the sort of discussion that happens in this sort of household when the topic of "pro fighters I think I could take" comes up.

Topping the list of women I'm not going to fuck with is Laila Ali. Skill and strength aside, I also have to consider the fact that Laila is fucking crazy. If we were to have a friendly match, she's not trying to win on points. She enters the ring with bad intentions.

If I knew I could avoid Amanda's big first strike, and get inside on her, I think I would have a shot. But, I'm not sure I could avoid it. So, for now, I'm not messing with Amanda.

I'm not messing with Cyborg. Amanda lit her up quickly, but I'm not Amanda and Cris is one of the best of all-time. Her hands are gonna hurt.

I argued that I could bully Ronda and Meisha around and that I could fight Holly to a draw if we handicapped the match - no kicks.

Then I confidently stated that I could beat Valentina, because I'm much bigger and have studied her game. Sand then leans back and while laughing says, "Oh my god, Valentina would fuck you up!! I would pay to watch this! She would destroy you with her kicks."

Talk about disrespectful. She'd better sleep with one eye open tonite. And Valentina better not let me see her outside.
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Default Re: Wife declares Valentina would "fuck me up"

You might know how she fights, but unless you've trained with someone very similar she's more prepared to take you out than the alternative.
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Default Re: Wife declares Valentina would "fuck me up"

I don’t know if this comment was a joke or if it even happened, but your point is moot because these fighters are infinitely more skilled than you, so…
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Default Re: Wife declares Valentina would "fuck me up"

And you're about 80 kilos above her weight class. ;-)
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Default Re: Wife declares Valentina would "fuck me up"

You would get beat up by any of them ladies you mentioned, good luck
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Default Re: Wife declares Valentina would "fuck me up"

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I'm not very happy right now.

We were having the sort of discussion that happens in this sort of household when the topic of "pro fighters I think I could take" comes up.

Topping the list of women I'm not going to fuck with is Laila Ali. Skill and strength aside, I also have to consider the fact that Laila is fucking crazy. If we were to have a friendly match, she's not trying to win on points. She enters the ring with bad intentions.

If I knew I could avoid Amanda's big first strike, and get inside on her, I think I would have a shot. But, I'm not sure I could avoid it. So, for now, I'm not messing with Amanda.

I'm not messing with Cyborg. Amanda lit her up quickly, but I'm not Amanda and Cris is one of the best of all-time. Her hands are gonna hurt.

I argued that I could bully Ronda and Meisha around and that I could fight Holly to a draw if we handicapped the match - no kicks.

Then I confidently stated that I could beat Valentina, because I'm much bigger and have studied her game. Sand then leans back and while laughing says, "Oh my god, Valentina would fuck you up!! I would pay to watch this! She would destroy you with her kicks."

Talk about disrespectful. She'd better sleep with one eye open tonite. And Valentina better not let me see her outside.
how big are you and what kind of martials arts training do you have?

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And you're about 80 kilos above her weight class. ;-)
80 kilos is 175 lbs.
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Rhonda and meisha would destroy you also
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I'm not very happy right now.

We were having the sort of discussion that happens in this sort of household when the topic of "pro fighters I think I could take" comes up.

....

Then I confidently stated that I could beat Valentina, because I'm much bigger and have studied her game. Sand then leans back and while laughing says, "Oh my god, Valentina would fuck you up!! I would pay to watch this! She would destroy you with her kicks."

Talk about disrespectful. She'd better sleep with one eye open tonite. And Valentina better not let me see her outside.
Killer,
I'm a little envious of you that your wife discusses such things. I'm pretty sure that if I started talking about women who I would like to wrestle, I'd get a frying pan on the head.
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Default Re: Wife declares Valentina would "fuck me up"

If you're anything like most producers, even if you could win, at some point you'd go into "jobber mode" and be "soundly defeated"...I think it's an incurable condition!
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