D'oh! Gia Primo...

[Youtubeguy]

So I just went all-out comp with Gia Primo. Round one went shitty and I tapped. Round two I was actually winning and she accidentally broke my nose with her knee.

It was an accident, but now I'm driving home spraying blood.

The point is if you ask for comp, and have no actual grappling experience, and u don't know how to protect yourself, this can happen to u. I don't fault her at all. In fact, she is the best. I think I fight VeVe on June 9th. Maybe I should take a class first.

[MixedFighter99]

Well they don't call her Gia "The Bully" Primo for nothing lol.

She didn't break my nose but has kicked my ass a couple times now good so don't feel like you are the only one.

[maltsamson]

Originally Posted by Youtubeguy [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

So I just went all-out comp with Gia Primo. Round one went shitty and I tapped. Round two I was actually winning and she accidentally broke my nose with her knee.

It was an accident, but now I'm driving home spraying blood.

The point is if you ask for comp, and have no actual grappling experience, and u don't know how to protect yourself, this can happen to u. I don't fault her at all. In fact, she is the best. I think I fight VeVe on June 9th. Maybe I should take a class first.

made me chuckle

[elliebi001]

Youtubeguy, yes, take a class or three and also light a few candles in church, maybe a dozen.

[qwertyuio]

I would love to take her on myself. It's just so hard to believe a girl her size can kick a guy's ass so much bigger than her, even though I know she can.

[stymie]

Originally Posted by Youtubeguy [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

So I just went all-out comp with Gia Primo. Round one went shitty and I tapped. Round two I was actually winning and she accidentally broke my nose with her knee.

It was an accident, but now I'm driving home spraying blood.

The point is if you ask for comp, and have no actual grappling experience, and u don't know how to protect yourself, this can happen to u. I don't fault her at all. In fact, she is the best. I think I fight VeVe on June 9th. Maybe I should take a class first.

Youtube guy unretired? So I guess you're not boozing it up pre-match this time?

[GARYWILLIAMS200]

Just curious. Did you start standing? I have always wanted to meet her and at 5-9 200 I may be to big to do standing starts with her which is what I like.

[Youtubeguy]

That's actually a point of contention. We started kneeling and then she stands up suddenly to get leverage. I called her out on it and said we had to start over, but she ignored me...and that is how I got behind in the first fall. The second fall was actually very competitive. I had her pinned down and in a body scissors...and then crunch goes my nose.

Gia said I have no chance against VeVe, but that sounds like professional courtesy.

Gia is short, but I don't think she is 115 or whatever she is listed at...more like 135. She is actually very hard to move - like a fire plug.

[stymie]

And the video has been released

Tattooed Terror

Someone is pounding on Gia's door & ringing her doorbell. She opens the door to find the "keyboard warrior". He's back for a rematch because it seems he thinks he was unfairly treated....that he didn't know it would be a truly competitive match & was unprepared. Well, he won't have that excuse when he loses this time as he knows going in. Starting on their knees, Gia extends her hand in a show of sportmanship but her douchebag opponent flips her off and attacks. Gia quickly gains the upper hand & after grapevining him, she locks him in a triangle chokehold. He has no choice to tap...but Gia isn't feeling too generous today & refuses to release the hold. He taps again to no avail & soon finds himself asleep & snoring. Once he awakens & collects what few thoughts he has, the 2nd fall begins. Somehow, he lucks up & manages to get Gia in a body scissors. Gia just laughs it off & as he tries to maneuver it into a headscissors, Gia flips him & locks him in a body scissors of her own...and I can assure you, he is NOT laughing. Tired of his paethetic grunting, Gia releases the hold & they lock up again. While jockeying for position, an inadvertent knee from Gia connects with his nose & breaks it....you can see the red dripping from his nose. After taking a break to compose himself, clean up & whine like a bitch, the match continues. After a little back & forth action, Gia catches him in a combination body scissors & rear naked choke. Once again, he is forced to tap. Gia doesn't release the hold...only loosens it. Then, she cranks it up again forcing him to submit once more. The next fall starts, and he tries a quick cheat by standing up, but Gia is lightning fast & takes him to the ground where he gets trapped in her reverse headscissors. He isn't going anywhere! Tapping for all he's worth....which isn't much....Gia ignores him & keeps on the pressure. Multiple taps later, the keyboard wussier finds himself asleep & snoring yet again. Waking up in utter defeat, his humiliation isn't over. Gia forces him to kiss her ass before walking off & leaving him to sulk.

[Subboy2]

Originally Posted by stymie [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

And the video has been released

Tattooed Terror

Someone is pounding on Gia's door & ringing her doorbell. She opens the door to find the "keyboard warrior". He's back for a rematch because it seems he thinks he was unfairly treated....that he didn't know it would be a truly competitive match & was unprepared. Well, he won't have that excuse when he loses this time as he knows going in. Starting on their knees, Gia extends her hand in a show of sportmanship but her douchebag opponent flips her off and attacks. Gia quickly gains the upper hand & after grapevining him, she locks him in a triangle chokehold. He has no choice to tap...but Gia isn't feeling too generous today & refuses to release the hold. He taps again to no avail & soon finds himself asleep & snoring. Once he awakens & collects what few thoughts he has, the 2nd fall begins. Somehow, he lucks up & manages to get Gia in a body scissors. Gia just laughs it off & as he tries to maneuver it into a headscissors, Gia flips him & locks him in a body scissors of her own...and I can assure you, he is NOT laughing. Tired of his paethetic grunting, Gia releases the hold & they lock up again. While jockeying for position, an inadvertent knee from Gia connects with his nose & breaks it....you can see the red dripping from his nose. After taking a break to compose himself, clean up & whine like a bitch, the match continues. After a little back & forth action, Gia catches him in a combination body scissors & rear naked choke. Once again, he is forced to tap. Gia doesn't release the hold...only loosens it. Then, she cranks it up again forcing him to submit once more. The next fall starts, and he tries a quick cheat by standing up, but Gia is lightning fast & takes him to the ground where he gets trapped in her reverse headscissors. He isn't going anywhere! Tapping for all he's worth....which isn't much....Gia ignores him & keeps on the pressure. Multiple taps later, the keyboard wussier finds himself asleep & snoring yet again. Waking up in utter defeat, his humiliation isn't over. Gia forces him to kiss her ass before walking off & leaving him to sulk.

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