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Old 27-Jan-23, 12:48
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Default Re: I’m a 27 year old adult male and Salma Hayek could kick my ass

These get stupid and I can always Google Selma if i need to find pix.
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Old 27-Jan-23, 13:28
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Default Re: I’m a 27 year old adult male and Salma Hayek could kick my ass

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I won’t create another “could this celebrity defeat the average man?” thread. I’ll just come out and say it, I’m a normal 5’ 10” 150 lb 27 year old male and 56 year old goddess Salma Hayek would totally kick my ass.
Yeah, this is a fantasy post really. And just FYI, she's 155 cm (5' 1" english), and 60 kg, (130 lbs) and 50 years old. So you probably do want to stick to fantasy and imagine her taller and harder.
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Old 27-Jan-23, 13:34
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Get in the gym op. Not healthy if a woman in her 50s could beat you up.
Even if I did get in the gym and bulk up, I still think Salma would have the edge. How am I supposed to breathe if she manages to put me into a breast smother/grapevine combo?
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Old 27-Jan-23, 13:49
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These negative comments probably would be ugly for some dinner room furniture forum, but fortunately we are on malevsfemale.
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Old 27-Jan-23, 13:53
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Even if I did get in the gym and bulk up, I still think Salma would have the edge. How am I supposed to breathe if she manages to put me into a breast smother/grapevine combo?

You can't. You are right, breastsmother is the most lethal hold ever. Luckily it is not allowed in MMA. Try to imagine the poor Khabib trying to get out that nasty hold applied by Salma ��
I think Ukraine should clone 100000 times Salma and use the clones as lethal weapons against the russian army. Russian soldiers could not survive against Salma's lethal breastsmother����
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Old 27-Jan-23, 13:56
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These negative comments probably would be ugly for some dinner room furniture forum, but fortunately we are on malevsfemale.
It’s no big deal lol. I’m not the first guy on here to project losing to a celebrity and I certainly won’t be the last. I figured I might get a few negative comments along the way. Totally normal for these types of threads.

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You can't. You are right, breastsmother is the most lethal hold ever. Luckily it is not allowed in MMA. Try to imagine the poor Khabib trying to get out that nasty hold applied by Salma ��
I think Ukraine should clone 100000 times Salma and use the clones as lethal weapons against the russian army. Russian soldiers could not survive against Salma's lethal breastsmother����
I sense some sarcasm in here, but thank you for the lovely visuals
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Even if I did get in the gym and bulk up, I still think Salma would have the edge. How am I supposed to breathe if she manages to put me into a breast smother/grapevine combo?
A thread like this would go over better if you turned it into a story and posted in the story thread.

Yes, most well-off Hollywood actresses have a dietician and a physical trainer to keep them in top form. I'm sure she's fitter than the average 54 year old woman, but there's nothing to discuss here other than that OK, you're fantasizing about Selma. There's nothing wrong with that, but I think the fact is most reasonably fit 27 year old, 150 lb men wouldn't lose to Selma. Some might, most probably wouldn't.

I'm not even sure Selma could make me tap in a head-scissors, but, to each their own.
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Default Re: I’m a 27 year old adult male and Salma Hayek could kick my ass

Oh great. Another thread where we are "supposed" to play into the OP's fetish of getting dominated.
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I mean…

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Old 27-Jan-23, 15:49
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I support you, somfb.
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