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Right then; here's the very last instalment (promise!), and it's probably the least relevant to the Forum. But it's very much on-topic for the thread, and I didn't want to leave this masterpiece of madness without showing you the remaining very strange scenes. After repeated cycles of the same themes: capture and whip men; discuss female world domination; and perform ancient combat training, the bizarre tale suddenly adopts a darker edge. Let's take a look...
It's the first young guy they captured, now being brought outdoors for some kind of punishment [1-2]. Cue the lazy Subtitler again: How exactly are you going to deal with him, ladies? Yep - "Somehow" [3]. Well that clears things up then. Ah look - perhaps it's his Birthday; they're giving him The Bumps [4-8]. Oh dear! For once the trope that's 'The Fatal Spike' doesn't appear randomly in exactly the right place - the evil girls know precisely where it is, and drop his body straight on top of it. Ouch! [9-12] And then, to finish things off, they treat us to a dance [13-18]. But it's not a tribal war dance or anything like that; more like a full-on, two-bit Busby Berkeley Hollywood number, with each girl getting her own solo spot. So there ends one of the most weird cinematic experiences I've ever enjoyed or endured (I'm still not sure which). Goodbye girls! And Good Luck with your efforts to enslave the whole world's 4 Billion men - all six of you. |
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There are now hundreds and hundreds of different categories listed on Clips4Sale, but 'Fruit' isn't amongst them; so I'm declaring this young lady to be an Originator in the fetish world. And here are the objects of her desire, neatly arranged in a big glass bowl (though the bananas look like they've seen better days) [1]. First up it's a big dark red (probably ) apple. She fondles it for a while, then takes a massive chunk out of it with her none-too-straight teeth [2-5]. I did warn you of the slow start, and I'd no idea yet if we were in for a Garden Of Eden allegory, or if the actress was just so hungry she decided to eat the props. But things start to step up a bit when she grabs an overripe banana [6]. Would it like to warm up down her cleavage, she wonders? [7-8]. But there's no time for that - she's so ravenous she wants to eat it before peeling the skin away [9-10]. Then there's another change of plan [11]. She's found another warm place for it to nestle - that cosy little cove at the top of her legs [12]. And if it's going in there, she'll probably wish the banana was a fresh green 'un rather than one that's bedecked with those soft brown bits [13-17]. It's still a bit tame so far, I suppose. But just wait until she turns her hands to the citrus fruits [18], for which she'll need an unwilling male victim. Er... I mean 'Assistant', of course. |
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But back to the plot. The sadistic dominatrix has a long, sharp knife in her hands, and a lemon. So which one will strike terror into her bound male victim? That's right - "if life deals you lemons, make lemonade". And so the horrible scene unfolds. I can hardly bear to watch. She's force-feeding him a large Gin & Tonic; without the Gin... and, er, without the Tonic too. Personally, having once endured a G&T, I think I'd prefer it that way. Once the throat torture ends, she shoots whatever is left in that syringe onto his head. Oh, the agony! And so the myth of a thousand shampoo commercials is instantly shattered by his filmed reaction. If anyone's still here, the climax tomorrow comes in the form of an orange rub-down, with a bit of VAT 69 thrown in. |
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As promised (or threatened?), next up she aims for an orange. And she must have taken so long with the lemon syringe that those bananas look to have aged by about two weeks [1]. Now there are two sharp knives she can use to inflict cuts on her tied-up captives torso [2]. But no - Orange Juice With Bits will be her next instrument of torture [3]. Time for a bit of teasing for him (and us) before she gets down to business [4-6].
The victim is already screaming in anticipation of the unbearable pain - until he remembers that citric acid isn't the type that burns a bloody big hole in your chest. And so he relaxes a little whilst the Goofy Greengrocer first drips [7] and then spreads the sticky sweet flesh across his skin [8-12], ready to lick off again [13-15]. "Is that it? Have I survived? I know there were only those four fruits in the bowl." he thinks to himself. Sorry, Buddy, but there's still more to come. She's carrying her own large peach at the top of those strong, shapely legs, and it's coming your way next [16-18]. |
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At last we have the final act. And at last she's moved onto something he understands - mostly his chest and face [1-2]. Thankful that the fruit bowl has been dispensed with, he joins in the fun by licking her leather-covered posterior [3-4]. Which actually isn't pleasant, especially if you're vegan. So she kindly lifts up her skirt to make things more tempting [5-6]. Meanwhile, here's what's going on down the other end [7]. Yes! With one final effort, he manages to lift his head and shoulders up off the floor, and plants his face straight between her butt cheeks [8-9].
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If your ideal woman has the legs of a football-playing Poledancer and the face of a hungry Piranha, today's your lucky day! [1-3]
I doubt many of you answered 'YES', but it started me genuinely pondering. Could you enjoy struggling between those mighty fine legs, knowing what she looked like above the waist? [4] And would it help if they put a bag over her head? Furthermore, does seeing these images of the actress 'out of character' make the experience much more enticing? [5-7] To finish off, there's something completely different. It's what happens when you engage a tiny Kung Fu Cutie for a fight scene. Everything is fine until it's time for a Handstand Headscissors move, when the Director realises the actress is so short she needs a bit of help. [8-11] |
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Covert Cancelled COVID Commercial Clandestinely Captured! Over the Winter, the British Government made a Public Information Film (yes, we still have them) about the pandemic, due to be broadcast regularly on Children's BBC. But it was pulled at the last minute to avoid scaring the kiddies. Maybe somebody remembered that Under-16s are the only section of society that isn't allowed protection, enabling us to use them as test subjects for herd immunity. Anyway, I managed to grab hold of a copy, and this is what it contained. Evil Virusman is walking down the street with his bag of germs, looking for easy victims [1]. Ah - here's one! [2] But no - instead she's the superheroine VaxxGirl! She swats away his bag of germs like it was a one-winged fly [3-5]. He tries to scare her: "You've heard of COVID spikes? Well here are mine - all over my head - and they're coming to get you". [6-8] Little does he know that the secret ingredients in the virus-crushing Super Serum have boosted the girl's muscle power. Yes - she's been Double-Vaxxed into near invincibility!!! [9] She throws him down the street [10-14], and follows him into a disused warehouse. He pleads for leniency, wanting to live a never-ending infectious life like his Cousin Influenza [15]. But she's having none of it. After gently holding his disease-ridden hand - just like her favourite Princess did all those years ago [16] - she pushes his body down the pan of a chemical toilet, and into the sewers of history where he belongs [17-18]. THE END [And no - it's not 'Politics'; it's called Satire.] |
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This weird stuff came from a Bond parody that was given away in a cover-mounted disc with a 'top shelf' magazine here in the UK.
Even with the advantage of surprise, the suave British operative has no chance against the myopic villainess when he attacks on her erm... 'Blind Side'. Silicone Sally is so strong she can easily hold him in place, and nearly throttle him with just one arm, whilst calmly conducting a conversation. She's not talking to the outclassed spy, though; it's the naked Miss Greatbody or whoever that turns up to save the hero from being smothered in his female nemesis's Silicone Valley. Wisely, the Director then orders the actress to turn around and be shot in the back - rather than risk smothering everyone on set, should those massive plastic chest bags get burst by a dummy bullet. |
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And here are the remaining snippets from Spyfall - the bitchfight - before I file the disc in the junk.
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Today we're dropping in on Henchwoman Recruitment Day, at exactly the right moment. It's Skills Test Time, and the hopeful hottie is going to show us her Sit-Down Fu Style! And who is 'interviewing' her? Why, it's a 64-year-old Blonde, Chinese, Tang Soo Do expert called Barbie [I kid you not ] [1].
The Big Boss is in the room, honestly, but he's fiddling around with his hand in the front of his trousers, so I've cut him off (the screenshots, that is - not whatever he's fiddling with). Anyway, like the old Daleks, there's a colour code to the Henchwomen Hierarchy, and Barbie in red is the Top Dog. Until now that is... Sit-Down Fu is primarily defensive [2-12]. So, after a while, the applicant gets to her feet and wallops the attacking interviewer, sending her reeling across the room [13-14]. At the point, the Director realises that if any of the blows connect, the elder actress's face might fall off - and he doesn't want a million dollar invoice for a total rebuild. That's why, I guess, we spend the remainder of the fight watching the new recruit dispense with the old model from a POV angle [15-18]. |
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