Wrestling/Scissor Memes

[Spidey]

Hey gang.

Me and my girl have a similar sense of humour and find memes and all that kind of thing hilarious, so I decided to make this.

I've just sent it to her and she thought it was brilliant and promised to hug me later.

Feel free to use it and send it to your own girlfriends/wives.

Can anyone think of any scissor/leg/wrestling puns for my next one?

[Spidey]

100 views and nothing? No ideas at all? I've just got home and had my 'hug' so it's worth while.

I'm thinking of puns that involve getting dizzy, seeing stars, anything that rhymes with thighs, or anything about not being able to breath.

Think of them as funny/cheesey valentines memes that will probably get you scissored.

[galaxy advisory]

Ages ago when I worked with "Mass Muscle" Ed, and later with the legendary Kandor, we always tried to work cute wordplay into our vids without increasing the corn factor TOO highly.... Examples:

Karla Nelson as she's reverse headscissoring me: "Are you seeing stars? Mars or Venus?"
Me: "All I can see now is Uranus."

Talisin as she's smothering me with her chest: "Someone should take a picture of this!"
Me: "That'd be like 'photographs and mammaries'."

Cynthia "Raven Iron Maiden," one of my most favorites ever to film with, as she's squeezing me like a tube of Crest: "I should get my sisters to come help me squeeze you too!"
Me: "Oh great, a sorority.... 'I Felta Thigh'!"

[Spidey]

Haha, awesome. I'll see if I can work those into some. Thanks, man!

[xhatenx]

Originally Posted by galaxy advisory [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

Ages ago when I worked with "Mass Muscle" Ed, and later with the legendary Kandor, we always tried to work cute wordplay into our vids without increasing the corn factor TOO highly.... Examples:

Karla Nelson as she's reverse headscissoring me: "Are you seeing stars? Mars or Venus?"
Me: "All I can see now is Uranus."

Talisin as she's smothering me with her chest: "Someone should take a picture of this!"
Me: "That'd be like 'photographs and mammaries'."

Cynthia "Raven Iron Maiden," one of my most favorites ever to film with, as she's squeezing me like a tube of Crest: "I should get my sisters to come help me squeeze you too!"
Me: "Oh great, a sorority.... 'I Felta Thigh'!"

Lmao I love a good corny joke. These are great

[Spidey]

I'm not sorry...

[desertgoodguy]

Perhaps you can use the line from an old led zeppelin song

Squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg

[jamesjjb1]

brilliant .....heres one .....

"sorry hun what did you want for dinner leg or thigh!!""

ps unfortunately it is not me in the picture.

[Grem]

Memes be memes.

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[Spidey]

Haha, that spider one cracked me up!