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Japanese Battle Girls on DVD
I found an existing thread for my kickass Bollywood and Tollywood heroines but not for the Japanese [actresses dressed as] Schoolgirls. The forum suggested almost a hundred Japanese topics but none seemed quite right somehow. So if it's OK with the mods, I'll start afresh here.
Where I come from, schoolchildren are warned to keep clear of strange men - especially those offering a ride home. But over in Japan the dangers are very different. Here's a case in point. 1, 2. There's not a dirty old man in sight, just another girl jogging home from volleyball practice who stops to take a breather. 3. But this is no ordinary girl; her body parts transform into guns, drills and all kinds of ridiculous machinery. Thankfully not this bit though. 4, 5, 6. And soon the random girl fight begins, with the cameraman capturing the action from the best angles as always. I've avoided most of the mecha-trash bits, but sometimes the weaponised limbs creep into view. 7, 8, 9. And with the sun setting, the film crew move indoors for the warehouse part of the battle. But it soon became so silly I can't even remember who won. Next up (probably), an encounter with the maniac Captain of the Girls Swimming Team - jogging home in her racing swimsuit and cap. She has nipples that turn into revolving blades. Seriously. |
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Here as promised - or threatened, depending upon your point of view - is the next homicidal sporty girl jogging home from practice still in her kit. What is it with Japanese sports facilities; don't they have showers and lockers? And just in case we can't recognise a 'racing swimsuit' when we see one, she also has a swimming cap, even though it's not even trying to serve its purpose by controlling her long hair.
1. There's no need for any conversation, insults or challenges. Our two combatants just start fighting because, well, that's what Japanese girls do on the way home from school. 2, 3, 4. Our long-limbed psychopath is ideally suited to kicking. 5. But she also occasionally uses those clumsy machines on the end of her arms. 6. And soon we move inside the abandoned factory where all Zen Pictures are filmed. And clearly the Swim Team Gal is as mad as a box of frogs whatever the setting. 7, 8, 9. We begin as we left off, with Psycho-swimmer putting those long legs to use. But then she crouches ready to pounce. What does she have in mind? Added after 12 minutes: 10, 11, 12, 13. Well, to begin with she demonstrates how she's also top dog in the gymnastics team, and the cameraman again finds the choicest angles even though we wish he'd wipe the grease off that lens. 14, 15. But then she employs the devastating attack that strikes terrifying fear into all Japanese schoolgirls. It's called "Look! My tits are bigger than yours! Cackle Cackle". 16. But it's not only the size of them that worries our victim; it's mainly the rotor blades that burst out of them. Yes, Miss Helicopter Tits puts them to work on the smaller girl's tiny chest. We don't need to see that, really. 17, 18. So instead, we'll have some lingering shots of that slender lycra-clad backside watching the blood drip down her legs beneath it. Last edited by verscont; 15-May-19 at 09:05. |
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An almost essential ingredient of Japanese Heroine DVDs is the appearance of 'Zakos', as I believe they're known. On Power Rangers they were called 'Putties' but the more generic term covers any group of nameless, faceless, characterless and identically clad opponents who appear out of nowhere en masse.
But we're not that desperate to see some of them in action, are we? Well, yes - if, as in this case, they're battling a panty-flashing schoolgirl. OK, she isn't dressed in the full-on sailor suit, but it's the short skirt and regulation issue white knickers that catch the eye. I guess this is an appropriate time to point out that such early-teen characters are actually played by actresses aged 18+. 1, 2. We start with a decent kick, but we don't care about the superior clarity of the image - can we just wind back a fraction of a second? Yep, she's wearing them. 3, 4. The next shot shows there are multiple Zakos, because that's what we're focussed on, right? Hey cameraman, can you just get a bit neare… Thank you! 5, 6. Stomp! Stomp!! Stomp!!! These shots prove how old the actress really is. There's no way those sturdy legs belong to a 13-year-old kid. 7. Even when she's grounded they find the right camera angles. Now if we could just finish with a... 8, 9. Perfect! Flawless Victory (for the panty-lovers)! |
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Ahh Japan. You just have to love how crazy some of their stuff is.
There is something about a woman wearing very feminine/innocent clothing, such as the school uniform in post 3, and beating up men. It accentuates that humiliating aspect of those opponents/zakos losing. To be beaten by a Ronda Rousey type athlete is less exciting than being beaten up by a pretty Asian woman in a school uniform. Thank you for these. |
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At last I've found a Japanese Battle Girl who doesn't turn into a monster or a giant mecha-goddess whenever it's her time of the month. And we can see she's human from the very first shot. When have you ever seen a robot woman with glistening perspiration rolling down her cleavage? So now we've got the attention of the sweat fetishists, let's see her kick some military butt.
Added after 9 minutes: I'm starting to reassess that 'completely human' statement already. I doubt even those tautly-muscled Olympic gymnast girls could pull this one off. Still it looks good on screen. And so we leave today's presentation with another look at our Battle Heroine's pretty face. Oh go on - let's also see some more of that glistening perspiration trickling down the back of her thighs. Hang on - who's that grabbing her arse? Lucky b*stard! Last edited by verscont; 25-May-19 at 11:54. |
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Can you post the name of these dvd please?or where you find it?
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Another Board member has since found it on video: [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register] Added after 1 1: And here's some more action from the luscious Miss Sweaty-Legs. This time she's up against one of those ridiculous robot monster things you only ever see in Japanese videos. I don't even watch this stuff normally, but I'm making an exception here. That must be because either I'm happy the opponent isn't 50 foot tall with extending limbs that shoot fireballs - or maybe I just can't stop staring at those sweaty legs and the pert bit just above that holds them together. Last edited by verscont; 26-May-19 at 11:10. |
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Here's one final look at our heavily-perspiring Kamen Rider Beauty before I put that DVD to bed again. This time it's a flying single-leg takedown, thankfully filmed in slow motion to make my job easier. It would probably make a perfect GIF too for those who love to track down the online video versions of my stuff.
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And now for something completely... well, slightly different anyway. We're still in Japan, but you may be wondering why this flexible young lady is being filmed through the bottom of a Vaseline jar. The answer is simple; what we are viewing is meant to be a flashback. It's the heroine performing these exercises back in her younger days - let's say on her 18th Birthday, shall we? But why are we watching her at all? The answer to that one will be revealed tomorrow.
Oh go on! It's because she's Tokyo's 'Rhythmic Gymnastics Female Detective! - B: 90cm W: 58cm H: 86cm' according to the original blurb. Though oddly for the Japanese there's no mention of her Blood Type. |
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And so to the purpose of yesterday's post (which wasn't simply to look at a flexible young Japanese girl in a white leotard, of course). Yes, now she's all grown up and is in the police force. And like all Japanese heroines, she's being tortured by a monster or madman or jealous rival with smaller tits or whoever.
1, 2. We pick up the story with the plucky lass strung up ready to be tortured some more. The cameraman kindly lets us see her beautiful 90-58-86 figure (whatever that is in inches) outside of a skimpy leotard. But sadly there's nobody around to receive a rough neck massage from those gymnast-trained thighs. 3, 4, 5, 6. And here's the purpose of the earlier flashbacks. She remembers how flexible she is, and lifts her leg up high above her head. We notice that when Japanese girls graduate to police college, the regulation white school panties are replaced with 'Police Blue' versions. 7, 8, 9. Her toes are flexible too! The camera zooms in on her lovely foot as its tootsies get to work nimbly untying those knots; and in no time her leg falls back to the ground having done its job. Added after 18 minutes: 10. Now she's back on the ground, it's time to fight the Pervert of the Week. But look at those ribs! Quick, give the emaciated lass some noodles. 11. Suddenly the would-be tranny appears, half-dressed. He's nearly got the hang of the bra, but that stocking is being put on from the wrong end of his body. 12, 13. She throws him to the ground and climbs on top, Schoolgirl Pin-style, to give him a hammering with her fists. 14, 15. But she forgot to trap his arms behind her knees, and so the pervert soon has one free. What can he do with it in this desperate life or death situation? Well, the clue is in the word 'pervert'. Yes - he uses his hand to grope those perfect breasts one last time. 16, 17, 18. It wasn't altogether clear what happened in this last bit, but I think his groping hand turned to nipple pinching. Ouch! So with her left one now dripping blood, she's had enough and extinguishes him the quick way with a handily-placed revolver. The final episode of 'Rhythmic Gymnastics Female Detective' should be available tomorrow. But you haven't a cat-in-hell's chance of finding this rarity on catch-up TV. Last edited by verscont; 30-May-19 at 13:05. |
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