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I guess the set-up for this one probably needs more explaining than the action, which mostly speaks for itself. Well, here in the UK the friends of a Bride-To-Be (Bachelorettes in US?) are always on the lookout for something unique and exciting to organise for her Hen Party. So I've stepped in to help.
What could be more original and thrilling than a caged Death Match Tournament! And so I've invited half-a-dozen fiery young hens to my storage facility [See what I did there @[Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register] ?], suitably ringed with metal fencing. The Bride wasn't too happy at first, but calmed down when I guaranteed her a place in the final and the use of a baseball bat. Anyhow, here are the first two contestants... It was interesting to see from their outfits what the girls were expecting. A day's work experience as a Brothel Intern perhaps [1]. Or a more traditional 24-hour piss-up around the clubs of Bigg Market [2]. As for the fight, my money was on the pleasantly well-built tattoo lover, but it's the ski-ramp-nosed cutie who attacks first [3-9]. Tattoo Girl than strikes back [10-13], but a sweeping kick knocks her off those 8" heels [14], allowing Cutie Pie to move behind her for a choke attempt [15-18]. "Hey Ref! That's cheating!" I thought when I saw the arm bite [19-22]. But then I realised I was the ref and I hadn't provided them with any rules. So after one more massive blow [23-26], it looks like we have a winner. And a Loser who's clearly out for the count [27]. |
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After that first bout we see a problem - vacuous party girls aren't very adept at killing with their bare hands. But Blondie was the loser so she's thrown back in against a new opponent [1]; this time with various sports-based weapons to hand. Now it's genuinely to the death! And of all the lethal equipment left lying around, it's probably the smallest item that hits home first [4-6]. "Fore!" Too late. Maybe the ref should step in, but she doesn't appear to have the stomach for it [7-8].
After a further tussle, Top-Heavy Tess snaps a heel [12]. Normally that would be a disaster, but not here. I guess most of us can guess what's coming next. Yep, it's a victory for the Babe whose chest could double-up as a pub shelf for my pint and peanuts [17]. Finally, having elsewhere promised a reveal to @[Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register] here it is: [18] Quote:
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Here's one from the file marked 'WTF were they thinking of???'
It's a tale we've seen many times before - a fighting underdog climbs to the top aided by the washed-up former champ etc. etc. And the running time was suitably padded out with several kickboxing fights featuring an array of genuine Martial Arts talent. So far so humdrum. But the stars included regular action babes Kathleen Kinmont (of CIA Alexa fame) and former pro-wrestler 'Magnificent' Mimi Lesseos. I couldn't wait to ram the disc in the DVD player, wondering what these female icons would get up to, both in an out of the ring. You can probably guess by now that they got up to... absolutely nothing. All the Director gave us was the nightclub bout below - surprisingly featuring another action actress (Erika Nann) in a completely wasted role. Of course there a certain attraction about glistening curvaceous bodies writhing around, their limbs and bouncy bits entwined. But I couldn't help thinking it wasn't too dissimilar to a trailer for the kind of 'Vegas Oil Wrestling Vol. 26' video you'd find in the Bargain Bin. Shame on you all, Final Impact makers. |
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Hopefully you can see why I was disappointed she didn't perform any of her butt-kicking moves in this feature - and in that swimsuit. |
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But it is nice to see Kathleen Kinmont again |
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Hey - it looks like I've found a Boxing Ballerina back in the mists of time - and back in the mists that were around before they banned smoking indoors. And it might have helped if the cameraman had filmed her from inside the ring rather than the lobby.
That's a very weird - but strangely alluring - outfit she's wearing; I'm going to guess it's a 'one-piece white lace body-stocking'. As you can see (just), she's going through the pre-match inspection. "Don't worry ref; there's no way she has any hidden weapons up there." I wonder how she'll get on once the bell rings? |
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Back in the Golden Age of VHS, trashy female ring fighting competitions like this one were generally filmed outdoors - in the Californian sunshine, by the pool etc. But obviously not this one. Instead we're treated to a pea-soup fog that would impress Victorian Londoners. But you'll just have to make what you can of it. Meanwhile, do any of you Old Timers know who White Lace Body-stocking's opponent is? [1] Her most famous appearance on this Board came 12 years later. Hopefully you don't need a blow-by-blow account of the action. So I'll just pick things up at the end. "Yaaay! I win on points. Look at my muscles everyone!" [17] "What do you mean that was only Round One? Those were my best shots" [18]. |
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The movie is Knockouts
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Miss White Body-Stocking didn't have a monopoly on sexy combat gear as we can see here when her opponent's sheer black version of the garb provides us with a lovely view of her tits [2-3]. In the end she proves that fancy elaborate legwork [4] is no substitute for raw power, when she kicks the taller girl into the ropes [5-9], and then down to the canvas [10-15]. And to emphasise that she's a member of Team Bad, she pushes the referee away to carry on attacking the defeated kickboxeress [16-17]. Incidentally, for anyone who doesn't recognise the victorious girl - and does want to know who she is - behold Chona Jason [18], headscissor star of the short feature 'Arbitrators' that features in many threads across the Board. Key the title or her name into the Forum Search if you want to discover more. . |
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This is part of the Erika Eleniak college wrestling scene that has been mentioned elsewhere recently - ending at the point where the actress herself executes a lovely throw. (I don't know whether it was borrowed from judo, or if it's a common/legit freestyle amateur wrestling move,)
And for those of you who remember the groin-crushing move from the same bout, I've already posted images of that one in the 'Female Touch' Picture Thread. |
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