I guess the set-up for this one probably needs more explaining than the action, which mostly speaks for itself. Well, here in the UK the friends of a Bride-To-Be (Bachelorettes in US?) are always on the lookout for something unique and exciting to organise for her Hen Party. So I've stepped in to help.
What could be more original and thrilling than a caged Death Match Tournament! And so I've invited half-a-dozen fiery young hens to my storage facility [See what I did there @
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It was interesting to see from their outfits what the girls were expecting. A day's work experience as a Brothel Intern perhaps [1]. Or a more traditional 24-hour piss-up around the clubs of Bigg Market [2]. As for the fight, my money was on the pleasantly well-built tattoo lover, but it's the ski-ramp-nosed cutie who attacks first [3-9].
Tattoo Girl than strikes back [10-13], but a sweeping kick knocks her off those 8" heels [14], allowing Cutie Pie to move behind her for a choke attempt [15-18]. "Hey Ref! That's cheating!" I thought when I saw the arm bite [19-22]. But then I realised I was the ref and I hadn't provided them with any rules. So after one more massive blow [23-26], it looks like we have a winner. And a Loser who's clearly out for the count [27].