True and sorta funny wrestling story

[dbz444]

Hi guys, this is a true story of me back in 2006 when I was still a sixth or seventh grader

During my school time I was bullied a lot and found myself in fights with a lot of people. One day this guy who was one of my major bullies decided he had nothing better to do than to bother me.

We got into a agrument where he kept telling me I couldn`t fight and almost anyone could beat me, including a girl, then he mention this tomboy girl who usually pick fights with guys she didn`t like - maria.

"I bet even she could kick your ass"

Me : No! I could totally beat her!"

"Oh yeah, ok I'll go find her and tell her that you said that and that you want to fight her"

Me: "Go ahead!"

He went of to find her. I was kinda worried to be honest because I didn't like to pick fights with people I really didn't have a problem with, at first I thought he was bluffing or hoping he wouldn't find her before the end of recess but he did. Because soon enough she came with her little entourage behind..

Maria: "So he told me that you said you could beat me up?"

Me: "Yeah"

I could tell that she looked pissed but I wasn't gonna back down and have people bullying me more about it the next day.

Maria: "Alright, let's go, I know I can beat you!"

Me: "Yeah, sure, you wish."

Maria: "Ok let go to someplace where the teachers won't find us"

We go somewhere near this playground where no teachers in sight and began to warm up, I couldn't believe I got myself into this but it was too late as we were warming up she mention something upon making me regret picking a fight or something. We got into a fighting stance Me in a wrestling(my style) grappling stance and her in a mma ( her style) boxing stance.

I grappled her and took her into a take down headlock. She had good strength and knew had to punch she got up (still in my headlock) and punch me in my face to make me let go.

She then did a mma take down and knock me down on floor and starting punching and slapping me in the face

Maria: "Still think you can beat me bitch?!"

Me: " Fuck you!"

Maria: "What did you say?!"

She got off top of me

Maria: C'mon fatass get up!

As I'm on one knee she take a cheap shot and slap me in the face "C'mon!" she said. While getting up I'm thinking of a way to hurt her somewhere in my mind I thought of using a body slam to slow her down.

I get up and we both get back into a fighting stance, we grapple each other in a test of stretch and then I found the opportunity to do a body slam and went underneath her crouch and tried to lift her up, she immediately pushes me away from herself.

Maria: WTF do you think your doing?

Me being oblivious to anything sexual back then -- (Back then I knew about sex but I really didn't care most people were giggling about it and thought they were so immature for it.)-- I didn't know why she stopped or why her and her friends has a creept out look on their face.

Maria: "You're disgusting. don't ever do that to me again!"

She and her friends walked away nervously while I had the most confused face on me.

For the next few day people where gossiping about it and kept bothering me and I just kept saying "WHAT DID I DO WRONG - WE WERE JUST FIGHTING AND SHE GOT ALL FREAKED OUT FOR SOME REASON!" Eventually someone I used to hang with had to explain it to me a good couple of times before I caught on. I told them that I didn't mean to do it like that and that they were dirty minded for thinking that way.

Nowadays when I think about it I kinda laugh because all those people and guys who used to bully me talk about how they're gonna get some and me the oblivious kid who got bullied by them was the first to (sorta) get it before any of them. After a week or two the story died.

[bruce911187]

Originally Posted by dbz444 [Only Registered Users Can See LinksClick Here To Register]

Hi guys, this is a true story of me back in 2006 when I was still a sixth or seventh grader

During my school time I was bullied a lot and found myself in fights with a lot of people. One day this guy who was one of my major bullies decided he had nothing better to do than to bother me.

We got into a agrument where he kept telling me I couldn`t fight and almost anyone could beat me, including a girl, then he mention this tomboy girl who usually pick fights with guys she didn`t like - maria.

"I bet even she could kick your ass"

Me : No! I could totally beat her!"

"Oh yeah, ok I'll go find her and tell her that you said that and that you want to fight her"

Me: "Go ahead!"

He went of to find her. I was kinda worried to be honest because I didn't like to pick fights with people I really didn't have a problem with, at first I thought he was bluffing or hoping he wouldn't find her before the end of recess but he did. Because soon enough she came with her little entourage behind..

Maria: "So he told me that you said you could beat me up?"

Me: "Yeah"

I could tell that she looked pissed but I wasn't gonna back down and have people bullying me more about it the next day.

Maria: "Alright, let's go, I know I can beat you!"

Me: "Yeah, sure, you wish."

Maria: "Ok let go to someplace where the teachers won't find us"

We go somewhere near this playground where no teachers in sight and began to warm up, I couldn't believe I got myself into this but it was too late as we were warming up she mention something upon making me regret picking a fight or something. We got into a fighting stance Me in a wrestling(my style) grappling stance and her in a mma ( her style) boxing stance.

I grappled her and took her into a take down headlock. She had good strength and knew had to punch she got up (still in my headlock) and punch me in my face to make me let go.

She then did a mma take down and knock me down on floor and starting punching and slapping me in the face

Maria: "Still think you can beat me bitch?!"

Me: " Fuck you!"

Maria: "What did you say?!"

She got off top of me

Maria: C'mon fatass get up!

As I'm on one knee she take a cheap shot and slap me in the face "C'mon!" she said. While getting up I'm thinking of a way to hurt her somewhere in my mind I thought of using a body slam to slow her down.

I get up and we both get back into a fighting stance, we grapple each other in a test of stretch and then I found the opportunity to do a body slam and went underneath her crouch and tried to lift her up, she immediately pushes me away from herself.

Maria: WTF do you think your doing?

Me being oblivious to anything sexual back then -- (Back then I knew about sex but I really didn't care most people were giggling about it and thought they were so immature for it.)-- I didn't know why she stopped or why her and her friends has a creept out look on their face.

Maria: "You're disgusting. don't ever do that to me again!"

She and her friends walked away nervously while I had the most confused face on me.

For the next few day people where gossiping about it and kept bothering me and I just kept saying "WHAT DID I DO WRONG - WE WERE JUST FIGHTING AND SHE GOT ALL FREAKED OUT FOR SOME REASON!" Eventually someone I used to hang with had to explain it to me a good couple of times before I caught on. I told them that I didn't mean to do it like that and that they were dirty minded for thinking that way.

Nowadays when I think about it I kinda laugh because all those people and guys who used to bully me talk about how they're gonna get some and me the oblivious kid who got bullied by them was the first to (sorta) get it before any of them. After a week or two the story died.

Sounds more like she was the one who was clueless. You probably cured her of wanting to fight with boys.