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Just thought I would update everyone and let you all know that she said yes! On a side note, does anyone have any marriage advice for me?
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If you love having your body mercilessly squeezed by the legs of your lady love, don't ever encourage her to do it to you out of hatred. No, not even pretend, role-playing hatred. If bitterness and rage is the only way your lady love can be inspired to bring you the pain that you desire then, I assure you, that seemingly harmless, fugazi hatred shall turn just as real as the keyboard I type these words upon.
You should be seeing goddamn
HEARTS in her eyes as she sadistically wrestles you down and takes you from agony to agony, not withering glances of revilement and disgust. So, either she torments you because she passionately LOVES you and adores you and longs to protect you and desires to have you with a hunger too great to ever be satisfied. Or she doesn't torment you at
all.